Non-veg😈😈


 Laddy: ekk shampoooo please.
Shopkeepper: kyaaa dhonaaaaa hai?
Laddy: kyaaa matlabb.  kyaa dhona haiiii…. baal dhoneee hai orh kya.
Shopkper: sirr ke baal dhoneee hai toh headdd and shoulderrrs. orh panty keee baaal dhoneee hai toh panteneee lelo.

Lady: garnierrr deee bc.. Gaa*d kee baaaaal dhonne haii. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂







Touch it gently.
Put ur finger inside.
If hole is big put three fingers.
Rub it up & down gently..
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that's the right way of washing the glass !!!!!







Son : Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain?
Father: Beta ek bhi nahi hoti h.
Son : to phir aap raat ko kyon kehte ho 'sweetheart' taange upar karo.....






Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?”
Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“



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